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    Доктор выполняет требование и отцепляется, потому что они в ТАРДИС. Оба. Он позволяет своему разгорячённому затылку остудиться о металл корпуса чужой красотки и говорит, полуприкрыв веки:
    — Ты ускользал, но я был быстрее самого провидения. Почти как в романе Стивена Кинга, состоящего из одних цифр. Как там было? 11-22-63. Да...
    И мы летим... Кстати, куда?

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    ✧✧ You're The Reason I'm Leaving ✧✧
    You're the reason I'm leaving - Franz Ferdinand
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    Aziraphale Crowley

    London
    So you saved the world and lost your jobs, what will you do? And why would you do that?
    эпизод на английском языке

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    A new day has come.
    To be honest, it was almost no different in appearance from those that had come before it. Angel has already seen all sorts of days and even noticed a certain trend but nevertheless, it was a special day. The first day free from orders from above in his very long life. And Aziraphale didn't know what to do with it. The point was this: when his main task was to serve the Light, all other things, big or small, were seen not as an end in themselves, but as a way to pass the time until the unconditional victory of Good over Evil. Now no unconditional victory was expected in the near future (through his and Crowley's efforts), and it turned out to be uncomfortable for an angel sitting over a cooled cocoa in the company of a rare publication to live without a global goal.

    Actually, in the evening, after a pleasant dinner with the demon, he started cataloging all those books that had not been in the store before (among them were comics donated by Adam) and now, putting aside another volume, he suddenly felt this: disarmingly acute freedom. Not as dangerous as the night after the end of the world did not happen, when he and Crowley were returning from Tadfield to London, and not as easy as after returning to their bodies. One that made him want to spread his wings, although Aziraphale wasn't sure that this gesture wouldn't be noticed by someone if he decided to unfurl the feathers right at the shelves.
    And at the same time, something was missing.

    He'd read enough books to know what was going on: stories always ended after the characters dealt with the threat looming over them. This is what freedom means - the plot is completed, the goals are achieved, the champagne is drunk, dessert is eaten (the thought of the airy Pavlova that finished yesterday's dinner could not please Aziraphale, although it left a pleasant aftertaste). And these newfangled "films" that partially replaced the theater; what happens after the credits, except the lights turn on and the audience is asked to leave the hall?
    Angel felt a surge of longing, as strong as freedom had felt before. It was necessary to discuss the situation, and away from both the bookstore and the demon's apartment, which were still technically the residences of Heaven and Hell. And wings, yes, where they could maybe even fly.

    Aziraphale pulled the phone towards him and dialed a familiar number. He waited for the beeps to ring and even heard the beginning of the answering machine phrase before Crowley himself picked up the phone.
    Aziraphale let out a sigh of relief at first, and only then thought that he definitely would not be able to share his feelings like this, through a human toy that distorts the voice.
    "Good morning," he tried to sound cheerful, but he felt some falseness in his voice, "Aren't you too busy today, my dear? Maybe we are..."
    Angel almost fell silent, but finished the sentence,
    "...could go on a picnic? Somewhere away from the city?"
    A couple of days ago, Aziraphale would have considered this too abrupt a step for himself; usually, invitations, as well as temptations, were handled by Crowley. But everything that happened to them over the past week, and how it ended, was extremely unusual.
    "Do you mind?" Angel nervously twisted the wire around his finger, waiting for an answer.

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    At first, Crowley waited. Yet deep down, he knew they would come for him. Still, he couldn’t help but ask, “Seriously? Was it really that simple?” As if, after everything he had been through, there should have been a more dangerous survival challenge to follow, and all the previous ones had merely been warm-ups. When no one showed up, Crowley felt an even greater threat from the impending war that would soon engulf the world.

    While he was misting his unruly plants and lost in dark thoughts, the phone rang annoyingly. The demon sighed. He suddenly wanted to prolong the moment of peace and ignorance, so he ignored the call for as long as possible. But soon, curiosity combined with a slight unease forced him to answer.

    It was Aziraphale.

    “Morning,” Crowley said, pressing the handset to his shoulder, and glanced over his well-tended green garden to assess how good the morning was on a scale from one to ten. He leaned towards a solid seven, with no pluses or minuses. A firm seven, only due to the shimmering sunbeams dancing among the broad leaves. The angel’s voice harmonized well with them. Crowley closed his eyes. He needed to focus on what he was being told.

    “You’re inviting me? Just like that? I hope this isn’t a conspiracy job and sandwiches are just sandwiches, and apples are just apples? By the way, maybe pears for a change? A pear pie should be delicious. Anyway, I’ll leave it to your discretion. Where shall we meet?”

    He hung up and began getting ready. He didn’t need much; even at home, Crowley looked impeccable, because it was so easy to arrange: snap your fingers, and you’re perfect. Thus, demons who dressed in rags don’t suffer from a lack of time; they simply prefer dirt and dishevelment just as Crowley prefers a fifties-style hairdo and sleek black outfits.

    He stepped out of the house, twirling his keys on his finger, climbed into his parked Bentley (with a capital B), and simply drove to the Bookstore. There was no tail, and his heart sang along with Queen.

    “It feels like paradise has already settled on Earth. Everything is blooming and smelling so unnaturally, don’t you think?” Crowley noticed a classic, plump basket, straight out of a genuine American movie (maybe British ones had them too... like Miss Marple discovering poisoned pies under a red and white checkered cloth. But these might only be poisoned with angelic care). The basket stood at Aziraphale’s feet on the threshold of his shop.

    “Hello,” the demon noted that he greeted with second step, and he quite liked this rearrangement of phrases out of order.

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    Aziraphale blinked in confusion and instinctively nodded in response to the question, momentarily forgetting that a phone transmits nothing but sound. But the angel quickly recovered, gently reassuring his companion, "Yes, of course, the food will be... just food." He then added, with a soft touch of nostalgia, teasing Crowley’s old role as the Edenic serpent, "Though I doubt apples can ever be just apples when you're around."

    Not that Aziraphale minded pears either. He quickly jotted down notes in the small notebook he always kept by the phone, making sure to include the sandwiches and pie. The angel always took note of the details, even though his supernatural memory ensured he'd never forget anything important.

    "It'll be easier if you pick me up by the shop," he said, his tone already slightly more distracted as his mind wandered to the preparations ahead. He didn’t bother with farewells, accustomed to Crowley ending their conversations before Aziraphale had the chance to offer anything remotely blessing-like, such as a “Good luck” or a “Godspeed.”

    The angel took a little longer to get ready: after all, he had made everything by hand—except for the pie, which he reluctantly found from a nearby bakery, using a small miracle with a sigh. Of course, Gabriel wouldn’t swoop in anymore to reprimand him for it, but old anxieties still clung to Aziraphale, his mind tied to the familiar ritual of weighing every step, just in case someone should come asking.
    Fruit salad was chopped, a variety of sandwiches assembled, and a light wine chosen to match the occasion.

    Regardless, he was ready on time, and stepped out with the prepared picnic basket just as the familiar, comforting purr of the Bentley approached. The angel tilted his head, glancing around with mild concern as if searching for the subtle unnaturalness Crowley was talking about. But in the heart of Soho, all was peaceful.
    "Good morning, Crowley," Aziraphale began with his usual formality. "I would hope that the bloom after a crisis is perfectly natural," he remarked, satisfied with his observations as he lifted the basket. To emphasize his point, he gifted the day with one of his most genuine and reassuring smiles.

    "Where are we headed?" he asked, his tone still artificially cheerful as he settled into the passenger seat. But his gaze grew more pensive as the moments passed. In truth, Aziraphale hadn’t quite figured out how to put into words the subtle thing he felt was missing from the current calm, despite the blossoming nature and the fair weather that had followed the recent storm.

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    Crowley pressed down on the gas pedal, smoothly and inexorably driving it into the floor. He stroked it with the tip of his shoe like a part of his own body — something he knew as well as his five fingers, his demonic wings, and that forked tongue of his combined.
    Did he have a tail, too?
    Possibly. The tail was part of the knowing — wrapping itself around the Bentley, not physically, no, but metaphorically. Spiritually.

    The car was familiar.
    The angel beside him was familiar.
    But the atmosphere? That was unfamiliar. And it wouldn’t let him relax.

    The demon’s grip on the wheel tightened as Aziraphale spoke up with a “Where are we headed?”
    The question rang of logic, of planning — things Crowley wanted nowhere near them right now. As if predictability might once again pull them both into someone else’s dreary, drawn-out story.
    Yes, yes — still about the end of the world, or something equally pretentious.
    A plan — they weren’t supposed to have one.
    A plan was God’s business. And they — they were both outcasts.

    “You’ll see,” Crowley said dryly, as the car was already tearing down the road at breakneck speed. He stared at the motorway like it was a game of Tetris, just beginning to settle into the rhythm of “overtake twenty cars on the A-road in the shape of an R”, when a deer jumped out from the roadside bushes.

    “Oh, for f—!” Crowley barked, wrenching the wheel.
    The Bentley screeched, tyres shrieking like in a Hollywood chase scene, and dived nose-first into the undergrowth.
    Crowley held his breath, bracing for the crunch of shattered headlights, the cries of Heaven, or the appearance of some divine warning about an “injured animal”.
    But instead — silence.
    Just a faint puff of steam rising from the bonnet. That didn’t count.

    He blinked. Then again.

    And there it was: a clearing, stretched out before them like a glossy brochure for pensioner picnics. Too neat. Too blooming. Too... cute.
    Even the birds were chirping in a way that sounded deliberately saccharine.

    Crowley slumped back into the overheated seat, adjusting his glasses.

    “Of course. I’m a demon. Of course I’d end up crashing into the one perfect, peaceful little corner of the bloody countryside.
    Buttercups, daisies, and — Christ — baked pears.
    Aziraphale, are you seeing this?”

    in russian

    Кроули надавил на педаль газа, плавно и неотвратимо вжимая её в пол. Он ласкал эту педаль мыском ботинка, как часть тела, которое знал как свои пять пальцев, демонические крылья и раздвоенный язык вместе взятые. Кажется, у него был ещё и хвост? Хвост тоже участвовал в знании, оплетая Бентли пусть не физически, но метафорически. Духовно.

    Знакомая машина.
    Знакомый ангел рядом.
    Атмосфера? Незнакомая, не дающая расслабиться.
    Демон крепче сжал руль, когда Азирафаэль заговорил о "Куда мы направляемся?" Вопрос отдавал рациональностью, в то время как Кроули не хотел подпускать хоть какую-то предсказуемость и близко к ним обоим, будто опасался снова, благодаря предсказуемости, угодить в чью-то чужую изматывающе-заунывную историю. Да-да, всё ещё про конец света или нечто в столь же пафосном духе. Задумка - её у них быть не должно. Задумка - это про Бога, а они оба - отщепенцы.

    - Увидишь, - сухо ответил Кроули, а машина уже мчала по трассе с бешеной скоростью. Он всматривался в путь как в экран тетриса,
    уже было начал привыкать к игре "обгони несколько десятков машин на шоссе буквой R", как из придорожных кустов выскочил олень.

    - Твою же…! - рявкнул Кроули, резко вывернув руль. Бентли завизжала шинами, с визгом затормозила, как в голливудской сцене погони, и влетела носом прямо в кусты. Кроули затаил дыхание, ожидая звона разбитых фар, воплей небес, подкинувших "пострадавшую животину". Но вместо этого - тишина. Только из-под капота шёл лёгкий парок, но это не считается.

    Он моргнул. Потом ещё раз.

    Перед ними, как в глянцевом буклете о пикниках для пенсионеров, раскинулась полянка. Слишком ровная. Слишком цветущая. Слишком… милая. Даже птицы щебетали как-то нарочито сахарно.

    Кроули откинулся на спинку разгорячённого сиденья, поправляя съехавшие очки.

    - Ну конечно. Я же демон. Меня должно были занести в идеальный мирный уголок. Под лютики, ромашки и, мать его, запечённые груши. Азирафаэль, ты это видишь?

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    A long time ago, when Bentley first appeared in his friend’s life, Aziraphale was wary of her — much like people fear a tiger in a flimsy cage. She, purring and growling, seemed like an extension and reflection of Crowley’s demonic essence. When that essence glinted in his golden eyes, the angel found it easier to accept — and he had learned to do just that, step by step, slowly, unsure of what the next step would be, yet certain there was a movement in return, coming from the other side.
    The car, however, had been a different challenge; never having grown entirely comfortable around horses, Aziraphale found himself in an even more precarious situation.
    By now, though, he had come to regard Bentley not as something shared, no, but at least as inseparable from Crowley. Not just a “hellish chariot,” capable of impossible speed through whatever miraculous tweaks had been worked into her mechanics, and with the agility of a hare darting through the forest, but as a companion — perhaps even a lady friend. He even suspected she liked him, in her own way, since more than once he’d noticed that the seat under him, when he settled in next to Crowley, adjusted itself magically and wordlessly for his comfort.

    He still fretted when Crowley drove too fast, of course, but he’d long since stopped complaining, clutching the armrest stoically and ever ready to intervene should some poor soul stumble onto the road at the wrong moment and risk becoming roadkill under Crowley’s tires.
    For a while, their drive had been tensely silent. Not that Aziraphale was put off by Crowley’s dry tone — no, no. He was still adrift in his own distant thoughts, mentally sifting through possible phrases and turns of speech, none of which seemed quite right. That, in fact, was why he — usually so attached to the closed, familiar space of his bookshop — had pushed for this little outing at all.
    Only fate, as it happened, had other ideas about where they ought to stop. This time, she sent a deer bounding into the road. Before Bentley could hit it, Aziraphale blinked — and in mid-leap, the deer vanished, reappearing about ten miles away from where it had nearly become a victim of its own carelessness and Crowley’s ludicrous driving speed.
    Still, that didn’t save them from a minor accident. Bentley skidded off the road, tore through some undergrowth, and got her wheels tangled in the tall grass. The angel was shoved back into his seat one last time — then everything went quiet.

    “Last time it was this quiet, I believe, was just before the humans showed up in Eden,” he muttered, carefully exhaling. He looked around. In the end, nothing terrible had happened to them — or to the car — and the place was peaceful, definitely deserted.
    “All right?” he asked, and without really waiting for a response, added,
    “You know, my dear, this is quite the lovely place you’ve brought us to.”
    With that, he unfastened his seatbelt, patted Bentley’s door in a gesture of appreciation, and opened it to step outside. He was still catching his breath, yet oddly enough, had nearly forgotten the inner tension that had been gnawing at him earlier. As if organizing a picnic held a kind of meaning of its own — something just as significant as the Divine Plan or ancient prophecies.
    Perhaps — just perhaps — that was the case.
    “Give me a hand, would you?” The angel focused on the picnic they had, in theory, come here for. And now he was doing everything by hand, without the use of miracles, as if he hadn’t just whisked a deer halfway across the countryside moments earlier. Moreover, with the poise of a true Englishman, he quite clearly acted as though the minor accident had never happened at all.

    in russian

    Когда-то давно, когда Бентли только появилась у его друга, Азирафаэль опасался её, как боятся люди тигра в хлипкой клетке. Она, урчащая и рычащая, казалась продолжением и отражением демонической сущности Кроули. Когда эта сущность просвечивала в его золотых глазах, ангелу было проще принять её, и он учился делать это - шаг за шагом, постепенно, не торопясь и не зная, какой конкретно шаг будет следующим, но точно зная, что на той стороне совершают ответное движение навстречу. С машиной же было сложнее; так и не привыкнув до конца к лошадям, Азирафаэль оказался в ситуации ещё большей опасности.
    Однако, сейчас он уже расценивал Бентли как нечто... нет, не общее, но по крайней мере неотделимое от Кроули. Не просто "адская колесница", развивающая невозможную без каких-то хитрых чудес скорость и имеющая маневренность петляющего по лесу зайца, а компаньон или подруга. Кажется, он ей тоже нравился, так как ангел уже не раз замечал, что абсолютно магическим образом кресло под ним, усевшимся рядом с Кроули, без всяких дополнительных уговоров со стороны демона само подкручивалось и оправлялось для его удобства.
    В любом случае, он всё ещё переживал, когда Кроули ехал слишком быстро, но давно перестал жаловаться на это, стоически вцепившись в подлокотник и готовясь в любой момент собственным вмешательством спасти какого-нибудь невовремя высунувшегося на дорогу бедолагу прежде, чем тот попал бы под колеса.

    Какое-то время их поездка была напряженно молчаливой. Не то, чтобы Азирафаэля расстроил сухой тон демона, нет-нет. Он всё ещё пребывал в собственных отстраненных переживаниях и мысленно прокручивал в голове возможные формулировки, никак не находя идеального варианта. Собственно, поэтому обычно предпочитающий привычную и замкнутую обстановку магазинчика, сейчас ангел сам стремился... куда-то.
    Вот только у судьбы были немного другие планы на то, где им остановиться. В данном случае она распорядилась оленем, выскочившим на дорогу. Прежде, чем Бентли столкнулась с ним, Азирафаэль испуганно моргнул - и животное прямо в прыжке исчезло, материализовавшись примерно в десяти милях от того места, где чуть не стало жертвой собственной безолаберности и невообразимой скорости, с которой летел на своей машине Кроули.
    Тем не менее, это не спасло их самих от небольшой аварии. Бентли съехала с шоссе, продралась по инерции через кусты и запуталась колесами в высокой траве. Ангела последний раз вдавило в сидение, а затем всё стихло.
    - Кажется, последний раз так тихо было перед появлением людей в Эдеме, - пробормотал он, осторожно выдыхая. Затем огляделся. В конечном итоге, с ними (включая машину) не случилось ничего страшного, и здесь было спокойно и совершенно точно безлюдно.
    - Всё хорошо? - уточнил он, и, убедившись в этом, тут же продолжил уже утвердительно, - Знаешь, мой дорогой, это отличное место. Спасибо, - с последним словом Азирафаэль отстегнул ремень безопасности и похлопал Бентли по дверце ладонью, прежде чем открыть её и осторожно выбраться наружу. Он всё ещё переводил дух, но странным образом почти позабыл о снедающем его внутреннем напряжении. Как будто в том, чтобы организовать пикник, находился свой особый смысл, не менее значимый, чем божественный план или древние пророчества.
    Может быть - только может быть! - так и было.
    - Помоги мне, пожалуйста, - ангел сосредоточился на пикнике, ради которого они, на словах, и приехали... куда-то. И сейчас он тоже делал всё вручную, не прибегая к чудесам, как будто и не участвовал в судьбе несчастного оленя несколько минут назад. Более того, с чопорностью настоящего англичанина он явно делал вид, что никакого несчастного случая вовсе не было.

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